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prayer circle for a south park christmas episode
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
My psychology book tries so hard to be hip.
I noticed this in the margins in the chapter on sleep.
Rock on Psychology, 10th Edition, rock on.
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
yo guys I used to wear contacts, you need to be uber careful with them!
one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away
o m g
Voting for a show you like isn’t the problem here.
It’s the fact that bronies are using a script that constantly refreshes the page and autovotes for the show. It’s unfair and the show should be disqualified. It ruins the competition.
Bronies aren’t using voting scripts there’s just a shitload of bronies
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FREAKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FREAKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FREAKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits
*logs into facebook*
*logs out of facebook*
APPARENTLY GADRIEL IS THE ANGEL WHO WAS GUARDING EDEN AND WAS LOCKED UP BECAUSE SATAN GOT IN
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
GADRIEL WAS IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING
2014 HERE WE COME YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This looks really good; this is how you shed the Disney image, and it totally doesn’t look like Vanessa Hudgens